Hello Fifty
Ring, ring. Ring, ring. Hello, who's there? 50? I'm not sure who that is. Say it one more time. Fifty? You mean like Five Zero? Are you sure you don't have the wrong number? Aren't you looking for someone...uhm...much older ? Ok. Ok. Maybe you're right. This is me. How did you get here so fast? I really wasn't expecting you yet. Where did you come from? Hey...As long as you've called, I have lots of questions for you. Are you really just 25 times 2? I remember 25. It was, after all just "yesterday," wasn't it? Yes, I remember 25, but some days you feel like 25 times 4 to me. Fortunately, most days you feel more like 25 plus just-a-few. No, you don't scare me, and I guess I'm glad you're here. Many of my best friends, mentors, and heroes have already met you. They report mostly positives regarding your arrival. I know, for sure, it's surely better than you not calling at all. Plus, I'm not very interes